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Donuts. Is there anything they can’t do? I’m normally not a praying man, but if you’re up there, please save me, Superman. Fat Tony is a cancer on this fair city! He is the cancer and I am the…uh…what cures cancer? Bart, with $10,000 we’d be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like…love!
I’m a monster. As you may or may not know, Lindsay and I have hit a bit of a rough patch. Bad news. Andy Griffith turned us down. He didn’t like his trailer. I’m afraid I just blue myself. I don’t criticize you! And if you’re worried about criticism, sometimes a diet is the best defense.
Whoa, this guy’s straight? Well, what do you expect, mother? I’ve opened a door here that I... Read more »